Christmas Jokes from Columbia Orthodontics

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

 

What do you call an elf who sings?           

A wrapper!

 

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it soot’s him.

 

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?  

Tinselitis!

 

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?

Sandy Claws!

 

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

 RUDEolph.

 

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

 

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

 

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

 

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?

Silent Night.

 

 What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

 

What did the snowman eat?

Icebergs with chili sauce.

 

What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you

 

Where does Santa keep his money?

A snow bank.

 

Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?

Santa paws!

 

Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?

Santa claws!

 

 

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