• Thanksgiving Jokes and Brace Friendly Recipe

  • What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?        Answer: Plymouth Rock

    If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?      Answer: Pilgrims

    Why can’t you take a turkey to church?        Answer: They use FOWL language.

    Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?        Answer: It had 24 carrots.

    What happened when the turkey got into a fight?        Answer: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

    What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?       Answer: A turkey that can pluck itself!

    What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?       Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.


    Try this banana smoothie for a special treat over the holidays.

    Banana Smoothie (makes one 8-ounce serving)


    4 ice cubes

    1 ¼ cup low-fat chocolate milk

    1 banana cut into chunks

    1 teaspoon wheat germ optional


    Place the ice cubes, chocolate milk, banana chunks and wheat germ into a blender. Blend together on medium speed until smooth.  If you can’t eat them, cream them. That’s the motto of fruit-loving braces-wearers  who have learned how great liquefied fruit can really taste.

    If you have any concerns over the holidays, Dr. Croft and his team are here for you. If you have any good jokes, bring them in to one of our three convenient locations.

    Salmon Creek, Cascade Park, Battle Ground.

    Call 360 883-3800.

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