• School Jokes Just For You From Columbia Orthodontics

    • Why was school easier for cave people?

    Because thm-ms-631865_640ere was no history to study!

    • Why did the M&M go to school?

    Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!


    • Why do magicians do so well in school?

    They’re good at trick questions.

    • cute-18864_640Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?

    She had bright students!

    • What’s the king of all school supplies?

    The ruler.

    • What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?

    Pop quizzes!

    • cyclops-150160_640What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?

    He has only one pupil.

    • Where are the Great Plains located?

    At the great airports!

    • Why would a music teacher might need a ladder?

    The reach the high notes.

    • What food do math teachers eat?

    Square meals!

    • ruler-145940_640How do you get straight A’s?

    By using a ruler!

    • school-bus-146599_640What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day?

    A school bus