School Jokes Just For You From Columbia Orthodontics

• Why was school easier for cave people?

Because there was no history to study!

• Why did the M&M go to school?

Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!

 

• Why do magicians do so well in school?

They’re good at trick questions.

• Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?

She had bright students!

• What’s the king of all school supplies?

The ruler.

• What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?

Pop quizzes!

• What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?

He has only one pupil.

• Where are the Great Plains located?

At the great airports!

• Why would a music teacher might need a ladder?

The reach the high notes.

• What food do math teachers eat?

Square meals!

• How do you get straight A’s?

By using a ruler!

• What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day?

A school bus