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Global Belly Laugh Day, January 24 has three intentions – to celebrate and remember past laughter, to connect with positive laughter, to learn by experience the health, high achievement and happiness benefits of taking a moment to stop, breathe, smile and laugh out loud. In keeping with our desire to help you celebrate Belly Laugh Day, we are giving you another chance to laugh.
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: “Put it on my bill.”———-
Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: Orca-stras!———-
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.———-
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!———-
Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!———-
Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A: A chili dog on a bun.———-
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!———-
Q: Where do mice park their boats?
A: At the hickory dickory dock.———-
Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas———-
Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
A: A crookodile———-
Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.———-
Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.———-
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lilly.———-
Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.———-
Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosicals!———-
Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?
A: A buff-a-loan———-
Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story———-
Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!———-
Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
A: Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.———-
Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie?
A: The sound of Mew-sic!———-
Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!———-
Q: Why did the lamb cross the road?
A: To get to the baaaaarber shop!———-
Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
A: Squeaky clean!———-
Q: What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?
A: A cow walking backwards!———-
Q: Where do you put barking dogs?
A: In a barking lot.———-
Q: What do you call a pig that’s been arrested for dangerous driving?
A: A road hog.———-
Q: What is a cheetahs favorite food?
A: Fast food!There are so many reasons that laughter is good for you. Make sure your teeth are ready for that belly laugh. Call Columbia Orthodontics (360) 883-3800.