• Have the Confidence to Smile With Great Teeth

  • Global Belly Laugh Day, January 24  has three intentions – to celebrate and remember past laughter, to connect with positive laughter, to learn by experience the health, high achievement and happiness benefits of taking a moment to stop, breathe, smile and laugh out loud. In keeping with our desire to help you celebrate Belly Laugh Day, we are giving you another chance to laugh.

    canard-159511_640Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
    A: “Put it on my bill.”

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    Q: Where do orcas hear music?
    A: Orca-stras!

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    Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
    A: To get to the udder side.

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    Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
    A: Fsh!

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    Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
    A: Take the words out of his mouth!

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    Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
    A: A chili dog on a bun.

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    goldfish-30837_640Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
    A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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    Q: Where do mice park their boats?
    A: At the hickory dickory dock.

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    Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
    A: The baaaahamas

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    Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
    A: A crookodile

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    Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
    A: A watch dog.

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    cow-30710_640Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
    A: A lawn moo-er.

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    Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
    A: Lilly.

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    Q: How does a dog stop a video?
    A: He presses the paws button.

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    Q: Why do cows go to New York?
    A: To see the moosicals!

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    Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?
    A: A buff-a-loan

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    snake-312561_640Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
    A: Hiss-story

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    Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
    A: A sunburnt penguin!

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    Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
    A: Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.

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    kitten-163627_640Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie?
    A: The sound of Mew-sic!

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    Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
    A: Take away the g!

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    Q: Why did the lamb cross the road?
    A: To get to the baaaaarber shop!

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    mouse-156611_640Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
    A: Squeaky clean!

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    Q: What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?
    A: A cow walking backwards!

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    Q: Where do you put barking dogs?
    A: In a barking lot.

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    pig-307171_640Q: What do you call a pig that’s been arrested for dangerous driving?
    A: A road hog.

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    Q: What is a cheetahs favorite food?
    A: Fast food!

    There are so many reasons that laughter is good for you. Make sure your teeth are ready for that belly laugh. Call Columbia Orthodontics (360) 883-3800.