• Continue Laughing

  • Last week was Global Belly Laugh Day. Here are some more jokes to make you smile.

    • How do you make a tissue dance?    You put a little boogie in it.
    • horseHorse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?”
    • A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”. Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!”
    • I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.
    • What did the little fish say when he swam into a wall?             DAM!
    • deerWhat do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
    • What do you call cheese that’s not yours?     It’s nacho cheese.
    • What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor?    A knight light.
    • Have you heard about corduroy pillows?!       They’re making headlines!
    • There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley, one was assaulted.
    • What do you call a sleepwalking nun…    A roamin’ Catholic.
    • Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.
    • A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables…the bartender says, buddy, I’ll serve you as long as you don’t start anything.
    • cow sTwo cows are sitting in a field, and one says to the other, “so, how about that mad cow disease? Scary stuff, right?” To which to other replies, “terrifying. But what do I care? I’m a helicopter.”
    • How does Jesus make tea????     Hebrews it.
    • What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor?   “Where’s my Tractor?!”
    • Have you heard about the duck that was arrested for dealing?    He was selling “quack”.
    • If you’re American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?      European!