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Last week was Global Belly Laugh Day. Here are some more jokes to make you smile.
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
- A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”. Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!”
- I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.
- What did the little fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
- What do you call cheese that’s not yours? It’s nacho cheese.
- What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor? A knight light.
- Have you heard about corduroy pillows?! They’re making headlines!
- There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley, one was assaulted.
- What do you call a sleepwalking nun… A roamin’ Catholic.
- Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.
- A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables…the bartender says, buddy, I’ll serve you as long as you don’t start anything.
Two cows are sitting in a field, and one says to the other, “so, how about that mad cow disease? Scary stuff, right?” To which to other replies, “terrifying. But what do I care? I’m a helicopter.”
- How does Jesus make tea???? Hebrews it.
- What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor? “Where’s my Tractor?!”
- Have you heard about the duck that was arrested for dealing? He was selling “quack”.
- If you’re American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European!